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Judge directs scary obsessive towards Wikipedia
A slightly creepy loner who has been frightening women in his neighbourhood by hanging around their houses and trying to talk to them about military history and Star Wars has been ordered by a judge to...
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LOVESTALK – post your brief encounters and creepy obsessions with complete...
The Metropolitan Line, last Thursday evening: You were the stunning lady in the short flowery skirt who got off at Watford and then cut across the park, down past the paddling pool and that miniature...
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On the first day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me…
On the first day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me A cartridge and a kidney. On the second day of Christmas, My stalker sent to me Two throttled doves, And a cartridge and a kidney. On the third day...
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Royal Family finally granted Jennie Bond restraining order
The Royal Family have said they can ‘finally rest easy’ today, after a judge officially granted them a Restraining Order against Royal-super fan and now confirmed stalker, Jennie Bond. The legal...
View ArticleMen persuaded by Love Actually that stalking your mate’s wife is perfectly fine
A special report has revealed that millions of people are taking inspiration from the endlessly repeated Christmas classic Love Actually and applying Richard Curtis’s advice to their own lives. The...
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